Randomness at its best

Sometimes, I’m really random. So this post isn’t the usual fiction/fact bordering on madness type. This post is dedicated to crappy madhumakhi (bee in Hindi) jokes. The first one I heard from a friend and the rest I made up:

1. What is the ghutna of a madhumakhi called?
2. When a madhumakhi loses a war what is it called?
3. When a madhumakhi is in pyaar what is it called?
4. When a madhumakhi is a boy in pyaar, what is it called?
5. When a madhumakhi is sick what is it called?
6. When a madhumakhi loses her job what is it called?
   
   Answers are:
   
   1. Bee-ki-knee
   2. Bee-har
   3. Bee-loved
   4. Bee-chara
   5. Bee-mar
   6. Bee-kar
   
   
   More later :-)